TWas The Night Before Christmas - Zynga Style

Twas the night before Christmas and all through Mafia Wars 

My Boss Fighter Wasn't Working And Neither Were The Links To Zynga

My Battlefield Was Icing With Tender Loving Care

In Hopes That The Holiday Treasure Hunt Drops Would Soon Be There.

My Targets Were All Nestled On The Fight Page 

Laying In Wait For An Attacker To Engage

Collectable Cards Were Nowhere To Be Found

Because There Isn't An RP Around

My ZMC Was Filled With Requests

Leaving Me To Wonder What Event Will Be Next

So I Opened My Wallet Looking For Change

This Is When I Noticed I Had Already Been Drained

Lexington Hotel Has Already Been Completed

And Stray Pistol Loot Drops Were Certainly Needed

Adding To My Attack Strength To Gain An Edge

Doing Traverse City Again I Truly Dread

Bloody Christmas And Dearly Departed

A Zynga Sale And A Timed Mission I've Barely Started

Zynga Has Kept Us Busy This Week

I Have Had Little Time To Sleep

The Game Demands More Time Than My Job

And I Still Need To Find The Time To Rob

Zynga's Demands For RP Sales Has Made the Game Pricey 

Merry Christmas To All And To All Happy Icings